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Rudian sairasta huumoria osa 2

Viesti Kirjoittaja -Rudia- » Ma Syys 18, 2006 17:06

Naurakaa tälle:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39944803/

Kiitos Aoiska-samalle, joka kannusti minua tekemään tämän...

Ai niin, niille, jotka ihmettelevät, missä on osa 1, niin sitä on vähän hankala näyttää, kun se näyttää olevan kadonnut ajan merkilliseen ulottuvuuteen
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Yasha
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Viesti Kirjoittaja Yasha » Ti Syys 19, 2006 18:17

Hihihihihihihihihihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!
Täällä joku hekottaa kun viimistä päivää... aivan mahtava uskontunnustus! Sulla se sit leikkaa!!!
All my friends just run away, when I'm having a bad day

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maa.

Viesti Kirjoittaja Sleepy Dancer » Pe Syys 22, 2006 19:43

kheh heh.. nojoo. tuohon vielä voisi lisätä: "Kunnioita muiden perverssioita samalla tavalla kuin kunnioitat omiasi." kukahan keksii vielä ne kymmenen käskyä...
tehdään uusi "raamattu"!
"Jättäkää minun Slaine rauhaan!
t: ruma läski akka"

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Re: maa.

Viesti Kirjoittaja -Rudia- » La Syys 23, 2006 19:30

sora kirjoitti:
Täältä pesee :P

Ensimmänen Käsky: He ovat Herroja, Ukeja ja Semejä, joten älköön sydämesi koskaan kieltäkö heidän Pyhää olemassaoloaan.

Toinen käsky: Älä koskaan lausu epäpyhissä heterollisissa tarkoituksissa Taivaallisten Hinttien nimiä.

Kolmas Käsky: Pyhitä aina päivät, jolloin He lepäävät nautinnollisten tuskien harjoittamisen jälkeen.

Neljäs Käsky: Kunnioita Semejä.

Viides Käsky: Älä odota armoa Semen rankaisusta, sillä Pyhä Kipu on jumalallinen Kauneus.

Kuudes Käsky: Viikko ilman yaoita on viikko vähemmän aikaa Taivaassa, ole siis aina valmis harjoittamaan uskontoasi varauksetta.

Seitsemäs Käsky: Älä koskaan jätä rankaisematta ketään tahriintunutta sielua, joka halventaa Yaoismin Pyhää Sanomaa, vaan anna hänen kärsiä ja mieluiten käännytä hänet väkivaltaisin keinoin.

Kahdeksas Käsky: Velvollisuutesi on toimeenpanna Sakramentaalisia Parituksia (laatu on merkittävämpää kuin määrä).

Yhdeksäs Käsky: Älä tavoittele lähimmäisesi Pornografista Pokkaria tai Emotionaalista Elokuvatallennetta (dvd:tä, senkin tyhmät maallikot), ellei hän itse ole valmis jakamaan osuuttaan Taivaallisesta Nautinnosta.

Kymmenes Käsky: Vain Valittujen tie johtaa ikuiseen nautintoon, joten olkaa varuillanne halpojen kopioiden varalta.

Yhdestoista Käsky eli Rakkauden Kaksoiskäsky: Olkoon Ikuinen Poikarakkaus iankaikkisesti mukananne ja Voima kanssanne, rakkaat Yaoistit, Sisaret (onko siellä veljiä?) ja kanssakulkijat Shonen Ain Pyhällä polulla matkalla kohti Ekstaasia♥!!!

*reps tot* *etsii liimaa paikatakseen itseään*

xD Saanko kopsata nää ja laittaa mun alttarille ihan vaan sen takia, etten unohtaisi jokapäiväistä leipääni... eli yaoia... ei... Yaoi meidän-rukous on kanssa tehtävä! *alkaa heti väsäilee*
Hate the sin -
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Yaoi meidän - rukous

Viesti Kirjoittaja -Rudia- » La Syys 23, 2006 20:06

Tässä se on: Kaikkien Yaoistien iltarukous:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40264460/

Jos tahdotte jotain muutettavan tai teillä on parempi vaihtoehto, niin olkaa hyvä vain...
Hate the sin -
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Säätäjä.
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Re: Yaoi meidän - rukous

Viesti Kirjoittaja kyuu » La Syys 23, 2006 20:10

-Rudia- kirjoitti:Tässä se on: Kaikkien Yaoistien iltarukous:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40264460/
Jos joku kysyy, en lukenut tuota. Vetoan kaikkiin osapuoliin.

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Re: Yaoi meidän - rukous

Viesti Kirjoittaja -Rudia- » La Syys 23, 2006 21:03

kyuu kirjoitti:
-Rudia- kirjoitti:Tässä se on: Kaikkien Yaoistien iltarukous:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40264460/
Jos joku kysyy, en lukenut tuota. Vetoan kaikkiin osapuoliin.

Oliks se niin huono?
Hate the sin -
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Viesti Kirjoittaja Yatsura-sama » La Syys 23, 2006 21:55

Mahtavaa sielunkumppanit, mahtavaa~~! Nyt voin pyhittää sielun Yaoille and I will become Yaoi-nun! xD

Yaoinunna.. Cool

Mut tuo iltarukous oli kyl aika kehno, verrattuna muihin.. xD Meiltä puuttuu tästä vielä öh.. ei ihan nyt tuu mieleen..

Tehkäämme uusi raamattu Yaoistille sekä virsikirja xD
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Pyhään Manaan*raiskraisk*
"I am great warrior! Not some variety of flower!...YAY! Its crossdressing time <3"

"..Sure"

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Viesti Kirjoittaja -Rudia- » Su Syys 24, 2006 10:53

Yatsura-sama kirjoitti:
Mut tuo iltarukous oli kyl aika kehno, verrattuna muihin.. xD

No, voihan joku tehdä paremman version siitä... tuo oli vain hetken mielijohteesta tehty, eikä siis mitenkään ajateltu juttu... xD Gomen nasai,.... olen hölmö, pieni idiootti, joka ei osaa mitään järkevää
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Kagami School...

Viesti Kirjoittaja -Rudia- » Ti Tammi 09, 2007 15:21

Laitan tän nyt tänne, koska en näe tarpeelliseksi aloittaa uutta topicia tälle... naurakaa - ensimmäinen ja viimeinen englanniksi aloitettu shounen-ai/yaoi tarinani...


I fell in love. Yes, that’s what I did some time ago. I fell in love, there’s nothing wrong with that, but what’s against everything is that the one I love is… a man. I couldn’t confess my love to him, it would have been too absurd. But I did it anyway. I had to say it. I had to confess even if it would cost me a dear friend and a loved one. My dear - my dearest friend Kazumi, forgive me, because now I must tell the story about us. I must, because I loved you so much.

My story begins on a day that I first came into this place called Kagami School. My heart was pounding when I stepped in the classroom. The first person I saw was him - Kendo Kazumi. My heart stopped for a second as I watched him, smiling to me. No, smiling is a wrong word - I’d say he was grinning kind of weirdly. He was sitting next to the window - the light coming in was shining around him, like some gentle aura, but he wasn’t gentle at all, as I learned soon after I met him.
“Every one”, teacher started and I woke up from my foolish daydream about the beautiful boy sitting next to the window, “this is Hanabi Tsume, our new student. Be nice to him, you all remember how it feels to be new one around here. Hanabi-san”, teacher looked at me. “Ah, yes?” I said with a small girly voice.
“You’re sitting next to Kendo-san over there”, he said and pointed at an empty desk next to that beautiful boy.
“Yes sir”, I answered and walked slowly towards the desk.
“Then we shall start the lesson. Take your books and open the next chapter, please!” teacher said and I sat down next to the boy. My heart was pounding madly and I blushed as I looked carefully the boy next to me. The sunlight shone so beautifully in his dark hair that I was almost enchanted by it.
“He-hello”, I said and swallowed, fearing that he’d say something nasty to me. His eyes had so scary look that I feared he’d be mean to me.
“Hello”, he said back and he started to look out of the window, leaning his cheek against his hand - oh, his beautiful white like skin was so beautiful! Like pure snow!
“My name is Hanabi Tsume, everyone calls me Hana. Nice to meet you.”
“Kazumi”, he answered. His voice was kind of scary now.
“Yes, uh… thank you.”

*****

The lesson was over and I was sitting alone in the class. My mind was so confused. I talked to him, but he was so cold to me. I was so - so deeply enchanted by him. Then I noticed eyes staring at me. I looked up and I saw dark brown eyes looking at me. I was startled and I fell down on floor. Then I heard his laughter - his beautiful, but very mean laughter.
“And I just heard that you were a karate champion last year! I thought you couldn’t be surprised so much!”
“Ow….” I answered and tried to stand up, but then I slipped on someone’s schoolbag. “Uwaah!” I screamed and fell down on the floor again, making him laugh again.
“Man, you’re killing me!” he laughed. “Stop it! Hahahah!” he laughed so that he was holding his tummy. He looked cute when he smiled and laughed so much, but when his laughter finally ceased, his eyes looked so cruel and cold. But he was beautiful in my eyes.
“Oh, come on now, can you stand up or do you need a hand?” he asked with a cruel voice.
“No, I - I’m fine”, I said and stood up. I lifted my chair back up and sat down. I looked at my hands, when he suddenly lifted my face. I was staring his dark brown eyes, I saw his perfect faces so near to mine… oh, I wanted to kiss him right way! Then I noticed that his hair was very long. He looked very beautiful - he was beautiful. I loved him.
“So, are you in or out?” he asked. In or out of what?
“What?”
“I’m asking you to come to the gym. I want to challenge you, Flower-boy!” he said and he put his hand, which was holding my chin, away.
“So, are you in or out?”
“I…”, I lowered my head and looked at my hands again. What do I do? He looks so strong! He is so beautiful! And he wants to challenge me! What do I do?
“Well?”
“I’m in”, I answered without thinking any further.
“Then, after school, at 7 pm. Be there on time, Flower-boy!” he said and then he was gone.
Oh no! What a mistake!
****

After school, as I promised, I went to the gym. I opened the door which led to the practising hall. All of the equipment was moved away and there was a big mat in the middle of the room. There were three people standing next it: Kazumi, and his friends Sakato and Kuro. They were standing like they were the most important people in the whole world. They were grinning, and Kazumi was smiling to me - and it wasn’t very nice smile.
“You’re late”, Kazumi said, and his voice had this blaming tune.
“I’m sorry”, I said and lowered my head in shame.
“Come on, cheer up! I want to know how strong you truly are!” Kazumi said and he stepped on the mat. Sakato and Kuro sat down. I see, he wanted to prove that he is the best in the school.
“What’s the catch?” I asked as I stepped on the mat, opposite of Kazumi.
“Well, if you win, I will leave you alone, but if I win”, he paused his sentence for a long while. My heart beat sounded so loud that I feared he would hear it. “You will be my slave for all eternity!”
“Whaaat?” I said. “But - but that’s illegal! Slavery ended a long time ago!” I objected.
“So what? I’ve always wanted a slave of my own”, Kazumi grinned and got ready to fight.
“But I still object this thing! I don’t want to fight! Fame has no meaning to me! I only want to be friends with you!”
“Oh, so that’s why you’re always blushing in front of me! Well, I can say this to you, then. I don’t like flower-boys!” he said and then he attacked.
Gosh, he was fast, I hardly could dodge his punch. He looked strong from the start, but I never thought he’d be this strong - in speed and in every thing!
Our battle seemed to continue till late night. We both were tired, but then I wanted to end it. We are equal in everything, I thought, and I got ready for my finishing blow. He seemed to notice it, and was getting ready to perform his own finishing blow. If I win, he’d leave me alone… he meant that he wouldn’t even talk with me anymore? But, if I lose, he’d make me his slave. Well, at least that’d keep us together.
I run towards him, keeping my hands ready to strike. Just before I tried to punch, he jumped up. I couldn’t react to his move and I was struck down. I felt his body on my back. His weight was too light. Too light to be a human’s.
“I won”, he said with a very mean voice. “You’re my slave now, Flower-boy.”
“Hey, it supposed to be a joke, right!” I said.
“No way, I never joke around.”
Kuro stepped next to Kazumi. “Hey, let’s have some fun with our new slave.”
Sakato stepped up, too, “ Yeah, let’s rape him.”
“Hey!” I started to struggle. No way I’m going to get raped on the first day of school! “Let me go!”
Kazumi jumped up and then he pilled me up as well. As his hand touched mine, I could feel his warmth and the beat of his heart - strongly like big drum.
“No need for raping him”, Kazumi said and I let go of his hand. I blushed.
“But, I want to have some fun!” Kuro said.
“Yeah, me too!” Sasako said and he sounded disappointed.
“No!” Kazumi said in a loud voice silencing the two guys next to him. “He will be my prey from this day on”, he continued and he looked at me, grinning like it would be his last grin.
“Now, come on, let’s go… I’m tired. See you next time, Flower-boy!” Kazumi said waving his hand to me and soon he was gone with his friends.
I was left alone in the dark hall. His words sounded so scary. Prey? I was his prey from now on? What did he mean?I stared at the door long time. I stared at his back, which was going further away from me. I wanted to chase after him, ask for explanation, but my feet were like rooted to the floor. My poor heart was crumpling and soon it cried for help from someone, anyone who could put it back together. I was in love with him, but to him I was just a … prey.
My knees couldn’t carry me anymore. I fell on the floor and I felt so deeply betrayed by myself. Hanabi Tsume, you fool! How could you let your heart fall for some guy who was just playing games with you? How could you? The sweetest feeling of this world shouldn’t be this cruel and hurting, right? I’m just a fool, just a fool right now?
My body was trembling, and I had to hug myself to make it stop. How could I fall in love with him? How could I let myself be betrayed once more?
“He is… Kazumi is just too… beautiful to be human!”
“You’re absolutely right about that, Flower-boy!” I heard cruel voice behind my back. Slowly I turned my head to look who had spoken. There he was, standing with all of his glory and grinning so maliciously that he almost looked handsome. Gosh, I truly love him!
“Kazumi!” I stood up, smiling like mad.
“Oh, now you’re happy to see me. I wonder how much will you smile when I’m done with you.” he said and started to undress himself.
He started to walk towards me, slowly. I couldn’t even move an arm. I was drugged by his enchanting way of grinning, way of walking - it looked like he didn’t even touch the floor - way of speaking - everything that he was! My lord! My lord Kazumi!
He stopped in front of me, taking his shirt off, showing me his pure white skin to me. It shone like it would be pure snow in the darkest winter night. I wanted to touch it. That sinfully beautiful skin was so beautiful.
He took me near him, took me in his arms. I could hear his heart beat. I was so close to him. I could happy now! It wouldn’t matter anymore. My life or anything. It just wouldn’t have any matter to me.
“Do you love this much?” he whispered, caressing my hair, cheek, neck, my back - I was even more drugged by his touch.
“Yes, I do love you, more than my life”, I said with dried up voice.
“Then, you must know this. I can’t live with you - I can’t live at all if someone loves me.”
“What do you mean?” I said, looking in his deep brown eyes. They were so sad.
“You see, my love, I’m not part of this world anymore. I died long, long ago. I must go back to where I belong.” he answered, his voice was hardly a whisper.
“No! No! Don’t go!” I screamed. This couldn’t be true.
“When morning comes, I leave. We have time till then“
He kissed me long and deep. We held each other and we both wished that this night would last forever.

****

I woke up before sunrise. Kazumi rested on top of me, sleeping soundly. His long hair covered both of our naked bodies. I caressed his cheek, making him wake up, too.
“Good morning, my love”, I said.
“Morning?” Kazumi said with dreamy voice. He looked so adorable. But then I remembered what he had said. He will leave when the dawn comes.
“I love you”, I said and kissed him. He was surprised at first, but then he answered to my kiss. I can’t let you go! Not now! Not ever!
“And I love you”, he said when his lips were free from my kiss. Then I saw morning’s first light colouring the sky with purple and dark red colours. No! Not yet!
I hold him even more tightly as the sun rose up. He cannot leave me now!
“Thank you, my dearest”, Kazumi whispered into my ear and then he was gone…


The end
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Yasha
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Viesti Kirjoittaja Yasha » Ma Tammi 15, 2007 18:28

Oi, tykkäsin! :D Siis, oliko Kazumi aave...? Hui!
All my friends just run away, when I'm having a bad day

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Liittynyt: Ma Tammi 16, 2006 15:40
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Viesti Kirjoittaja -Rudia- » Ti Tammi 16, 2007 09:40

Yasha kirjoitti:Oi, tykkäsin! :D Siis, oliko Kazumi aave...? Hui!
Kiitti, että tykkäsit. Jep, jotain siihen suuntaan se on... Kazumi oli aave....
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